The Inevitable Fall of the Empire

So I told the Emperor I’d let it go. Look at him all dressed in pink and no one to blow. Here is where we face the inevitable fall of the Empire. Some poor color choices and some poor sap willing to go make a mockery of himself on the web.

Please Note: If you click the aforementioned link you eyes will possibly burn. I've just had retina reattachment surgery, hence the delay of this post , due to this reason. Seeing the Big Ring in nothing but his skivvies, a blond wig, and a Misfit Sticker bra did not appeal to my inner manliness.

Ever since the meeting of the Dicky at Breckenridge the Emperor has been seeing nothing but pink. Dicky grabbed him and performed some voodoo magic I believe making him a victim to Dickyism.

Now can you imagine the resulting implications. The reign of Destruction and Mayhem wrought by the mighty Empire that cast itself in greys and blacks brought to its knees by flouncing pink tutu's, tea parties, and dollies.

Seems the emperor has even gone as far as polluting his troopers uniforms with the awfulness of Pink. Here we see the local Denver, Colorado police unit even standing down to that which is Pink that we should all hide our eyes from...Beware...Pink is coming for you....


  Kevin aka. PBR

July 29, 2009 at 4:29 PM

So the new job allows even more time on the interwebs- sweet! they hiring!?

t.i.t.s. in or out this week?


July 29, 2009 at 6:24 PM


  the original big ring

July 29, 2009 at 8:50 PM

you're just too out of touch with your feminine side . . . and too much time on your hands nursing a boo boo.

For what it's worth, I requested the pinkness . . . reminded me of your nipple.

  The Evil MGE!

July 30, 2009 at 6:59 AM

Dear Mr. Big Ring,

It has come to my attention your infatuation with the one known as Dicky has subdued your inner manliness and has brought about the Rocky Horror Picture show that is now on your blog...The new world order of Dickyism is saturating the net and all things once black are now being saturated with pinkness.

What's going to happen next? invite me over for tea and crumpets and using the brainwashing technique's of the Empire superimpose the greatness of pink?

I think not good sir!

  the original big ring

July 30, 2009 at 1:00 PM