The Canadian Bacon Cometh

Photo shamelessly stolen from the Canadian Bacon's worded site

Sea Level locked, the Big Ring comes in less then two weeks to Colorado to Suffer. Pushing some silly single gear set up way harder then he should but hey, who am I to tell a dude who calls himself the Big Ring that the gear he has chosen will make a mockery of him and destroy his legs on the 1st day of alpine riding. Even Dicky has chosen a 23 tooth for Breck Epic, Ringer.

My 1st rule is no wigs nor underwear exposure, tho Bad Andy seems to be enjoying the hand to his backside.

The Big Ring is a weird dude. I have no idea how his captain(Big Ring is a cop back in Ottawa, eh!) puts up with his antics, all I can figure is his "force" resembles that of the "Academy".


Anywhoo, be sure to tune in and see how the Big Ring does. I'm sure Colorado will be a lighter hearted place after this fello puts his stamp on it and of course there will be plenty of photo takin of the Big Ring in his trapeze outfits and such.